No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is a plastic bike! I’m sure that when it was new it looked all cool and futery, but now it looks like an abandoned and mistreated Barbie bike exposed to toxic waste and grown to enormous proportions. Which of course makes me want it all the more. Though I imagine that even fixed up you’d need noise-cancelling headphones to muffle the creaking.
The starting bid is only $25, but it’s local pickup only in Florida. So no funky plastic bike for me.